Covid Opportunities

Become the Executive Chairman of Udacity

Udacity is a company that is going down the tubes. They need some real leadership, but Sebastian Thrun is asleep at the wheel. He's about to be replaced, but nobody has told him that yet. In preparation, Udacity has launched their new 'Become Our Executive Chairman Nanodegree Program'! Get the skills that you need to jumpstart your new career!

"How many Germans does it take to replace a light bulb? One. They're very efficient and don't have a sense of humour." --- Old German Proverb

Learn more about this job and many others! The cost for this program is a steal at only US$499!!!

About Your Teacher

Jeff poses with his money

Name: Jeff

Title: Founder of Covid Opportunities

Jeff used to work a regular job, until he got laid off because of Covid-19. He decided to start his own business, and now makes a living by ~~suckering money out of fools~~ teaching others how they too can overcome a Covid-19 job loss. He does not give refunds.

He currently lives with his girlfriends in a large mansion near the beach. He does not disclose the location or reveal his last name, due to the reasons above.

In his free time, he likes to travel, scuba dive, skydive and sail on his catamaran.

A crisis is the opportunity that you've been waiting for!

Become the Executive Chairman of Udacity

About Your Teacher