Covid Opportunities

Become the Queen of England

With Prince William currently married to Kate, you might think that this job is out of reach. Not so! Look at that photo. Do they look happy to you? We all know that it's only a matter of time before the prince is single again and that's your chance to swoop in! It's not only for the ladies, either. Guys, gay marriage is completely legal in the UK! He might say he's not gay, but maybe he just hasn't met the right man yet. Be Prince William's second spouse, and you will be the future queen of England!

Learn more about this job and many others! The cost for this program is a steal at only US$499!!!

About Your Teacher

Jeff poses with his money

Name: Jeff

Title: Founder of Covid Opportunities

Jeff used to work a regular job, until he got laid off because of Covid-19. He decided to start his own business, and now makes a living by ~~suckering money out of fools~~ teaching others how they too can overcome a Covid-19 job loss. He does not give refunds.

He currently lives with his girlfriends in a large mansion near the beach. He does not disclose the location or reveal his last name, due to the reasons above.

In his free time, he likes to travel, scuba dive, skydive and sail on his catamaran.

A crisis is the opportunity that you've been waiting for!

Become the Queen of England

About Your Teacher